. WTF?!?!
WTF?!?!
b> contains foul language...
These be the miscellany rules, regulations, guidelines and laws that you will obey, or not as you so choose to.
Or don't
Or something.
I dunno....
Anyways, remember them well Padawan, a test later there will be. Heh.
The Board Admin is not responsible for any messages posted. Except for the ones she posts. And even then I wouldn't be too sure about anything she says. *coff*weirdo*coff*
If you send an abusive PM or email to the Board Admin, it will be copy&pasted onto the Board for everyone to look at so that they may point and laugh at you.
If someone/something is bothering you, don't bother whining to the BoardAdmins that you want your account deleted, just bugger off and don't come back. Any PMs or emails relating to such whinging will [ditto] be C&Ped onto the board so everyone can see what a big girl's blouse you are.
If you take a strop at someone/something and flounce off, then your account will be disabled. If you're going, go. Don't fuck about saying you're never posting here again blah-de-blah, just leave already!
Make note of the fact that we have many, many smilies/emoticons, and use them. If you're trying to be funny and don't use an appropriate smilie, and end up offending someone else, you'll get your arse kicked really, really hard.
Really...
We do not vouch for or warrant the accuracy, completeness or usefulness of any message, and are not responsible for the contents of any message, especially anything giving legal, or medical, advice. You ask for/follow either at your own risk.
Seriously.
I'm not kidding, you know.
The messages express the views of the author of the message, not necessarily the views of this message board, unless said person is acting under the influence of the Board Admin who can, and will, hold any persons in her thrall and make them do her fiendish bidding, as and how she likes...
Any user who feels that a posted message is objectionable is encouraged to contact us immediately by email. We have the ability to remove objectionable messages and we will make every effort to do so, within a reasonable time frame, if we determine that removal is necessary.
Which we won't, cos we can't stand nancies around here...
You agree, through your use of this service, that you will not use this message board to post any material which is spam crap, knowingly false and/or defamatory, libellous, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, or otherwise violative of any law.
Unless it's funny.
You agree not to post any copyrighted © material unless the copyright is owned by you, or by this message board.
You agree not to use txt spk, or l33t, or any other form of non English text when posting, the management can and will edit any such piffle so that it is legible to the great unwashed masses (including herself)
You agree to be nice. Anyone who flames, or behaves in a rude manner, will be given a public warning. A second warning gets you a 7 day suspension. A third warning gets you a 30 day suspension. Any further messing gets you banned permanently. Forever.
And ever...
This is a message board, not a library, as a member of this community you will post.
Lurking is expressly verbotten and persons who have registered and are not posting will have their accounts deleted, and be banned.
Unless they bring a note from their doctor
These rules will be strictly enforced. You do not have a right, legally, morally, spiritually, medically, or cosmetically to post on this message board and if the BoardAdmin decides that you shouldn't be here, then you won't be.
And we'll tell your mum.
Cos we're dead 'ard, we are...
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